Author Archives: janeisnotme

About janeisnotme

I'm not Jane. Just saying.

I am sooooo in love

Posted on July 21, 2015 by janeisnotme

Just seeing my man’s shirt hanging in the closet by my desk makes me feel soooo in love. Yum yum yum. I love my man, bear, frog, lover, human with experience and disappointments and humor and anger and lovely human … Continue reading →

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do you get way too stoned?

Posted on July 21, 2015 by janeisnotme

I get way too stoned. It’s happened 3 times now and every time was when I was smoking with my grown children. I took only 3 to 5 hits and I was so so so stoned. I didn’t like it … Continue reading →

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love seems easy

Posted on July 21, 2015 by janeisnotme

Blithe, glib, easy peasy, or maybe riptide, unbreakable flow, force of nature. What?! You don’t agree that love seems easy? I’m loving a man and man oh man is he a man. My age and a force of nature. What … Continue reading →

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hello again world

Posted on July 21, 2015 by janeisnotme

Blogging, in it’s true sense of online diary that public can read, is such a weird concept. Ok, that’s a given. I have a man in my life and I see him as a number of different types of animal: … Continue reading →

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getting stoned is good?

Posted on February 28, 2015 by janeisnotme

It’s been 24 years since I smoked pot every afternoon when I got home from work around 5:30. Didn’t smoke or drink those 24 years. Felt good. Felt comfortable as not a party girl, plus, um, I was too old … Continue reading →

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jane is not special

Posted on February 11, 2015 by janeisnotme

Jane is not special. Jane is not me. I am not special?

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pissy crabby pants

Posted on February 5, 2015 by janeisnotme

What’s with the pissy mood, bitch head? Hunh? Think it’s just the gray sky? It’s SUNNY today idiot self! Yes, the sun is not shining on you. Yes, your hand hurts. It’s minor. The most minor pain imaginable. What is … Continue reading →

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that’s just sweet talk… whaat??

Posted on February 3, 2015 by janeisnotme

Had a lovely visit with boyfriend. We’re both mid 50’s and have been very serious together for 5 months. He lived with me 6 weeks over the holidays. We were talking about … yep… furniture… and he said that saying … Continue reading →

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music sure helps

Posted on January 23, 2015 by janeisnotme

I’m 54 and I have a boyfriend… still feel like I’m saying “Hello, my name is janeisnotme and I’m an alcoholic”. Whaaat?! It’s a boyfriend! A partner. First partner man in my life since 2000 when my ex dumped me. … Continue reading →

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pig head good or bad?

Posted on January 22, 2015 by janeisnotme

For some reason, probably socio-cultural, I think “pig head” is a decent name to call someone I’m annoyed with. I also use “dick head”, but I tend more towards pig head. But pigheaded has a meaning already. It means stubborn. … Continue reading →

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