Tag Archives: sex

drunk boyfriend, fun?

Posted on December 31, 2014 by janeisnotme

Dear World that knows everything I don’t know because I’m a sheltered self centered princess: is it fun or not to be with drunk boyfriend? I mean, obviously it’s not fun sexually. That’s a given. Especially in the over 50’s … Continue reading →

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Thank you Dude

Posted on December 15, 2014 by janeisnotme

“Women are crazy”… duh, but thanks because your explanation is crystal.  And men are plain… but I love them! Women are Crazy (The way to lose your female readers).

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50 something dating

Posted on December 14, 2014 by janeisnotme

Dating post menopause is so easy. No birth control, no kids, we both have money, we both have our own ideas, and religion, and jobs, and friends, and support systems. We can just enjoy our carnal pleasures which are so … Continue reading →

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Core dog

Posted on December 14, 2014 by janeisnotme

My dog is small and sleek and burrowing. He likes to go under the blankets. When on top of the blankets, he lies between my knees. Under the blankets he lies beside my tummy or my hip or my butt… … Continue reading →

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generous pretending

Posted on December 13, 2014 by janeisnotme

I have a boyfriend. I haven’t had one of those since 1983, that’s 31 years ago. I’m a girl. I have trouble leaving it all alone and letting it happen. I want to fidget, meddle, touch, change, dissect, analyze, figure … Continue reading →

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