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pissy crabby pants

What’s with the pissy mood, bitch head? Hunh? Think it’s just the gray sky? It’s SUNNY today idiot self! Yes, the sun is not shining on you. Yes, your hand hurts. It’s minor. The most minor pain imaginable. What is … Continue reading

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I cause itching

It’s a horrible cycle, but I cause itching, on myself I mean. My lower legs are the main place. I have some minor body weirdness because of being 100 pounds overweight… well, actually 140 pounds overweight, but who’s counting. And … Continue reading

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