Author Archives: janeisnotme

About janeisnotme

I'm not Jane. Just saying.

salesperson won’t sell?

Yikes! I just got really mad and hung up on somebody. I wanted to buy a service and they told me I wasn’t a business. That is not a good model for their selling. It was very annoying. What the … Continue reading

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sugar irritations

What the hell. I am SOOOOO irritable. Yes, it’s not interesting. Yes, it’s meaningless. So? SO? You want to make something of it?

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easier to like pretty kids?

Is it easier to like pretty little kids than homely ones? Is this like a horrible evil first world thing to even wonder?

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figuring out job

Job, career, money, supporting yourself. What? Whaaaat?  I freelance and make a fair amount of money for a few hours instead of a little amount of money for a lot of hours, and I end up making very little money, … Continue reading

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transition from single mom to gramma girlfriend

I like to think back and sum up and see patterns but I understand that some people don’t. I think maybe because I have no big career or other clear success, it helps me feel useful and worthy of being … Continue reading

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out in the cold

Today it’s -10 f outside my house. Boyfriend jokes about leaving little 7 pound chiweenie dog outside for a nice long potty break, like a couple hours. Poor little doggie would become a dog-sicle. I love little chiweenie, but boyfriend … Continue reading

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drunk boyfriend, fun?

Dear World that knows everything I don’t know because I’m a sheltered self centered princess: is it fun or not to be with drunk boyfriend? I mean, obviously it’s not fun sexually. That’s a given. Especially in the over 50’s … Continue reading

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fixing leads to hating

Hello! Did you not know this? I did not know… at all. If you help someone, fix, or otherwise suggest, you will bear the full wrath of whatever mess ensues and that means someone or something will hate you in … Continue reading

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I cause itching

It’s a horrible cycle, but I cause itching, on myself I mean. My lower legs are the main place. I have some minor body weirdness because of being 100 pounds overweight… well, actually 140 pounds overweight, but who’s counting. And … Continue reading

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tipping over in the shower

It’s not me [ wink wink ]… it’s the sloping sides of the old cast iron bathtub that serves as foundation for my wonderful shower. And the sloping standing makes for tippy orientation. But hooray! solution! lean on the beautiful … Continue reading

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